YOU MIGHT BE A RACIST IF

You work hard to make sure that you and your family have access to good healthcare and would like to keep that good healthcare plan.

You just work hard and make a good salary, then spend some of that money; therefore, strengthening the economy and not becoming a pig at the government trough.

You believe that global warming is a bunch of you know what and continue to drive that SUV.

You believe that the lives and well being of the human race are more important than saving an endangered species that is of no use to anyone.

You’re pro-life.

You believe that the U.S. Constitution entitles U.S. citizens the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness and not much else.

You think that Michelle Obama is ugly and her clothes are hideous.

You cringe at the thought of late-term abortion.

You believe in judging people by the content of their character and not the color of their skin.

You believe that those getting the jobs should be the applicants most qualified regardless of the color of their skin.

You believe that admission to college should be based on grades and test scores regardless of skin color.

You believe that loans should be given to those who have a good credit history and have the ability to make the payments regardless of skin color.

You get into a bit of hot water, admit your mistakes, and then take steps to get back on the right path without help from the government. You’re supposed to blame your parents, your teachers, George Bush, and anyone else you can think of for your problems. Then you should seek government assistance whereby you don’t have to make any changes in your lifestyle because the government will take care of you.

And last, but not least, a liberal democrat labels you a racist. That’s it! You’re a racist. The liberal democrat does not have to prove his/her point and you’re wasting your time if your try to prove your point. If you’re a conservative and/or a Republican, abandon all hope.